Saturday, July 8, 2017

The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows


**** Very comprehensive. But wait, there's more! NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. (Cont. below)
**** Very comprehensive. But wait, there's more! NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. (Cont. below)
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